How did Bush get re-elected? (Please don’t go into logistics here, I know he has some Floridian connections, but that’s not what I’m getting into.) Seriously though, this guy is a terrible speaker and has a heinous laugh. While I can’t stand his politics, I have to admit there is something about this guy that people like. (Especially old women who probably only voted for him because he was “cute.”) I’m going to delve into what it is about Republicans that women are attracted to.
First off, they aren’t gay. I have no problems at all with homosexuals, but I’m not exactly their type if you catch my drift. Trust me there a few guys that I would love to wake up and suddenly be in love with me, but I won’t name any names coughcoughAdamcoughcough.
Secondly, they have money or at least appear to have money. I really think it bothered people that Kerry had a sugar momma, or a ketchup momma, how you phrase it is entirely up to you. I don’t care what any girl says; money talks (and gets dates!)
Along with the whole money thing, Republicans tend to be good dressers. I have seen some pretty haggard looking liberals out there. Republican men wouldn’t be caught dead in public wearing Birkenstocks and a tye dye t-shirt; excluding the Republican Dave Matthew’s Band fans of course. Republicans also seem to shower regularly and get an occasional haircut, which is always a plus.
Next off, they seem to be pretty informed on current events. It is easy for a Democrat guy to complain about politics, but it takes knowledge for a Republican to defend themselves. They are easy targets, so Republicans need to back their arguments up with facts. Democrats can say just about anything and get away with it, but you get a Republican trying to say something nice about Bush and hell, you better be able to prove it buddy!
Finally, Republicans are family men. Every girl loves a guy who still calls his mom everyday to tell her he loves her. Just look at Bush, his mother is everywhere he is. I’m willing to bet that his mother still reads him a bedtime story and tucks him into bed at night. Now I know that sounds creepy to think about a grown man getting tucked in, but come on, it’s Bush, he’s cute like that.
My fellow Democrats are probably going to disown me for this, but that’s okay, I’m more of a moderate anyways.
1 comment:
Mullah Cimoc say ameriki people republican party now waking and the fog remove of the brain.
How bush destroy usa too much. destroy mental and emotional of amriki people.
but usa media so control (google: mighty wurltizer +cia) never to asking how bush becoming president.
this called the media coverup. bush family long time so corruption with intel community. am him bush jr. real republican? who these eviling people making him the president?
This make the cure for republican freedom people making majority. love the god, and love the family and working so hard every day.
but controlling hims of republican not this kind good person. him the wicked and loving the power and the torturing people, children of god, this too wicked.
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